Bynario

A todos los que tengais reuniones infumables… este bingo os puede alegrar el dia

Está en ingles, pero creo que se entiende fácil:

Do you keep falling asleep in staff meetings? What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here’s a way to change all of that:
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare your “Bullshit Bingo” card by drawing a square — I find that 5″ x 5″ is a good size — and dividing it into columns –five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
*  Synergy
*  Strategic fit
*  Core competencies
*  Out of the box
*  Bottom line
*  Revisit
*  Take that off-line
*  24/7
*  Out of the loop
*  Benchmark
*  Value-added
*  Proactive
*  Win-win
*  Think outside the box
*  Fast track
*  Result-driven
*  Empower (or empowerment)
*  Knowledge base
*  At the end of the day
*  Touch base
*  Mindset
*  Client focus(ed)
*  Ballpark
*  Game plan
*  Leverage
*  Cascade
*  Sequential or sequentially
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”

Yo me voy a una reunión a ver si canto un buen bingo…